This has been making me cackle sporadically all day. Mac was approached out of the blue by some chick and told that her hair stylist needed "to thin the left side" of her hair a little more the next time she went in for a cut. Then the crazy bitch said that she knew this because she was in training to become a SuperCuts stylist.
Yeah, that makes you qualified. Bitch has probably been practicing on a used string mop for three weeks now and thinks she's a professional.