July 02, 2004

You Gotta Have Goals

Let's talk about my goals tonight, shall we?

My first goal is to someday not live in a resort town. I also do not want to live on the road that is on it's way to another resort town. Traffic is sucking the big schlong tonight. All the area campgrounds were full as of Thursday morning, but people just keep pouring in with their big-ass trailers. We're full! Go home!

My other goal is to be on The Today Show someday.

And now we've talked about my goals.