February 14, 2004

I Hate Feeling Retarded

I want a fancy blog. I want beautiful skins. I want an Amazon Wishlist. I don't know how to do any of that, and I hate reading directions. I have three options:

1) Learn to read directions,
2) Get over it and lump along with a frumpy blog, or
3) Pony up the cash to get
  • Mel
  • to design some stuff for me. (See? I'm an idiot. I can't even make that look the way I want it to.)

    I think the answer is obvious, but am I ready for it?