Like I said, I'm posting from my cold-as-hell house. I had a cup of coffee and a mongo-large orange juice at breakfast and now I have to pee. I'm scared to, because I'm afraid my ass will actually freeze to the toilet seat. Too bad I don't have wireless access--I could e-mail for help.
We actually lived in a house where the water in the toilet bowl froze over. If I'd had really tiny feet, I could've gone ice skating in little bitty circles. Thank God we've upgraded. Now there's just random ice floes.