I thought I'd relay a conversation I had at lunch today with two male co-workers, who are also close, personal friends of mine (described below as #1 and #2). Trust me, we talk like this all the time.
Me: Oh look, we all have Yoplait yogurt in our lunches today!
#1: Yeah, I don't know if I feel like eating mine or not.
Me: You totally should. Yogurt has live acidophilus cultures that aid your digestive tract.
#2: You need to quit going to the doctor so much.
Me: Plus, it's really good for maintaining the right bacterial balance of your vagina.
#2 (falsetto): Well then, I'll eat two!