I did it: I went ahead and signed up for an online class to teach me Dreamweaver MX. I've been spinning my wheels on the web design stuff, and realized that I needed some help in figuring out what to do. (And I don't want to pester Mel too much. Even though design geniuses should try to help we numbskulls as much as possible.)
It will be starting in March, well after we're settled in Boise. There are two lessons per week, and you can log in and review the material, take the quiz, and complete the exercises any time that's convenient for you.
Groovy, eh?