My 30th birthday is this year, and it falls on Election Day.  So, I thought I'd make my birthday wish in advance this year:  please, God/Allah/Budda/Vishnu/Gaia/whoever, please give us a new president.  Please.  That's all I want.  No cake, no party, no presents.  Just someone new in the White House.  Thank you.
I want to make a t-shirt to wear that day:  Its my Birthday--Vote Democrat.