"Jo-anna, I love you, You're the one, The one for me..." I'm listening to Kool & the Gang's Greatest Hits right now. I'm pretty sure OutKast is the 21st century's answer to Kool & the Gang.
Tomorrow is our big day of doctors appointments. We're going to my OB-GYN to hopefully put me on fertility drugs, and then on to the urologist to discuss artificial insemination options. I've got big plans with a speculum and a turkey baster in my future. (Speculums look like evil chrome ducks to me. Ladies, yes?)
We're going to Denver in a couple of weeks to visit my husband's sister and her husband. I warned them that I'll be on fertility drugs and could be a raging bitch. My brother-in-law replied, "Well, or you'll be a total nympho." There was an angle I hadn't thought of, but trust David to come up with it.