I know Chris is just dying to post his own answers about me, so I figured I'd play along with the meme. And I swear to God, if you write "Bitch" in for number 3 or 4, I am going to hunt you down and murder you with a stiletto heel.
Answer the following questions in the comment box:
1. Who are you?
2. Have we ever met?
3. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
4. Describe me in one word.
5. What reminds you of me?
6. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
7. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
8. Are you going to put this on your weblog and see what I say about you?
9. What do you love like a fat kid loves cake?
10. What makes you come back here?