On cold nights like this, when I'm scanning other blogs for content to steal and post, I also stop by the blogs of people who are more than just brains ripe for the picking.
Tonight I was checking out Geese Aplenty and found this little gem:
Oprah, your ego is a sentient, living monstrosity, and I’d like to slam a phone book shut on your nose.
Couldn't have said it better myself, which is why I guess I ended up stealing Greg's content anyway.