It's letter-writing time here at All I'm Saying. My first letter goes to my friend, Michelle, who I hope is still reading the blog.
Dear Michelle,
I found a Christmas present for Darren. I know this is his favoritest story of all from The Onion, and I'm sure he'd love it.
Casey
The second letter is to Darcy James, the Democratic candidate for the House of Representatives here in my district.
Dear Darcy,
Thanks for talking with me last Saturday in Cascade. Sorry you thought I was going to run you over, but being a fellow Democrat from Idaho, I'm sure you can understand my excitement at seeing a kindred spirit just walking down the street. I'm very glad I hit the brakes in time.
Thanks also for bringing by a sign for us to put in our yard. I wasn't expecting company, which was why I had to pause Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season II (it was the final episode of the season and very important to me). I was in the middle of eating a bowl of clam chowder. I hope you realized that was what was on the front of my shirt.
I'm so excited to have you as a candidate and I'm sure you're going to win. I'm just sad that someday when you're famous, you're going to look around at an important event, see me, and say to yourself, "There's that lunatic...whats'ername."
Casey