Napoleon Dynamite
Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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Yep, that's about right, especially the part about the secret Ninja moves.
Note: if the stupid graphic (which totally reeks like poo) doesn't load, it says, "You are Napoleon Dynamite. Sweeeeet! You have excellent bow hunting skills, quick reflexes, killer dance moves, and know secret ninja moves from the government. You are a force to be reckoned with."