I had a few interesting items in my web stats recently, and I figured I could address a few of the themes that came up in the keyword search.
1. How to tell when codependency gets bad
You can tell because your father just had surgery to get nerves severed in his feet, all because his fiancee' (of six years with no real wedding date set) had the same surgery and thought it might be a good idea.
2. Wedding pictures of Chuck and Connie Parsons
I'm sure they're a lovely couple, but I don't know them. I can't help you. I might scan some of my own wedding pictures and post them one of these days (the bride wore tennis shoes), but that's not going to help fans of Mr. and Mrs. Parsons.
3. Catheter in my cervix
Yeah, that was a fun experience. I'm not a big fan of the hysterosalpingogram. I'm amazed at how often this particular search comes up. Ladies: IT HURTS LIKE HELL.
4. Crazy Norwegian
Lemme hear you say "Uff da!"
5. Finally, hoople head
I don't know what it means, folks. It's a term from HBO's show, "Deadwood." I looked it up on Urban Dictionary and got no help. Also, if anyone could enlighten me as to what "bodaggit" means, I'd really be grateful.