Toilet Paper Does Make One Bustier!
It's sort of difficult to explain this photo without actually discussing my employer and what I do. Let's just say it sometimes involves rolls of toilet paper and snowmobiles. Lacking adequate space on the snowmobile for the tp, I started seeking alternative carrying options. This one didn't end up working in the long-term, but I did think it merited photo documentation.
Note that my hair is not quite as Spicoli-esque when it's up in a clip. I'm still chopping it off in about ten days.