Kalisah directed me to the 2003 White House Easter egg collection, wherein each state sends in an egg decorated in a way that expresses...some damn thing, I don't know.
Be sure to check out Idaho's catastrophe. It has lumbering Laboradors around a lake or something. Doesn't quite say "Idaho" to me, but I'm no artist.
You know what really kills me? The page is titled, "2003 Easter Egg Roll." "Egg roll." Hyuck.