I'd like to draw y'all's attention to the left side column. See that funky bananner over there? That's the Dancing Terror Alert Banana. Here's how it works: if he's yellow, we're pretty much okay. If he's orange, you might want to cancel any junkets to Washington D.C. or large sporting events. If he's red, grab yourself a shovel and a bag of rice and start digging your bunker.
Now you know.