I just won the best auction ever on e-Bay. Well, best for me. I got a brand new (with tags) Woolrich TechnoWool jacket. Retails for $60; I got it for $10.50.
I love the e-Bay!
Coz it is good to me!
Its got a pepper bar!
Okay, no pepper bar, but its at least as good as Quiznos. I wonder if those sponge-monkeys could write me a song?