I just attended part of a meeting for The Thunder City Players, a local group of yokels who put on a play maybe once every three years or so. The last one was a hoot, and so I really wanted to see if I could join and get a part in the one coming up. The bad news is that the two performances take place the weekend before Memorial Day and then on Memorial Day weekend. My j-o-b (don't ask because I can't tell you) is tied very closely to holiday weekends during the summertime, so it looks like I can't be a thespian.
*heavy sigh* Its okay. They said at the meeting that they already had more actors than parts. So despite the fact that I'm talented and good looking (eye roll), there's just no guarantee I'd get a part.
Someday I'm gonna be a SuperStar! Until then I'll just have to stick my fingers in my armpits and then smell them...like this!