I think just being a commentator on VH1's top 20 countdown is not enough to secure you a date. There are two girls on there (I think they're affiliated with rock magazines) who have some of the...strangest...taste in men that I've ever seen. Either that or they are shameless toadies and will say anything in order to appear on next week's show. Maybe both.
The first disgusting thing they said this morning was how John Mayer was so beautiful and he had lips that, "Every woman in America wants to kiss." Not this one. That would be like kissing someone I used to babysit. He looks like a 13 year-old with a surprisingly good complexion. I don't think I could find him attractive if he was covered in honey and rolled in $100 bills.
Next, they said that Justin Hawkins of The Darkness was dead sexy. Maybe if he got his teeth fixed, ate more protein and went to the gym a few times.
Shudder. Ladies, get a grip on your rampant hormones. You can take pills now to regulate that kind of thing.