March 23, 2004

I'm a Friggin' Trainwreck

I got back from the chiropractor this afternoon. I did something to my shoulder over the weekend--actually kind of under the shoulder blade. Anyway, he said I totally screwed it up and he thinks he's got it readjusted, but I can't move my elbow away from my side for like, oh, four or five days.

I can't figure it out: I exercise, I stretch, I don't compete in the Ultimate Fighting Championship. So why is my body falling apart? I'm only 29, ferchrissakes. My hip is pretty much always out of whack and now my shoulder and even my neck? Sheeeit. I'm not going to be good for anything but soup meat by the time I'm 40.