March 05, 2004

Tammy Faye Never Has This Problem

Anyone ever used Mary Kay mascara? If so, did it make your eyelashes fall out?

I just switched because one of my coworkers sells MK on the side and it just seemed easier than driving 30 miles to a drugstore. Now I have spontaneous eyelash rejection. I'm not saying its the mascara for sure, but I wonder if the evil scientists at MK labs somehow meshed in lemming DNA with their mascara formula so that you'd invest heavily into their false eyelashes.

Its a conspiracy, I tell you! A conspiracy!