Yes, dear readers, I am posting at 7:30 on a Saturday morning. Why? Because I have two stupid dogs who I am going to sell to an ethnic foods market today unless my husband convinces me otherwise.
We just found out that Cascade requires the dogs to be licensed annually, so we went in and bought them tags yesterday. When paired with their rabies tags, the dogs jingle jangle in the most annoying fashion. It gets worse at 2:00 in the morning when Grover gets up for a drink.
Dogs for sale! Dogs for sale! I suspect the older one would need to be stewed, but the younger one would make a fine roaster.