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NEW YORK — Martha Stewart reportedly asked supporters to write letters to the federal judge who will sentence her for allegedly lying about a stock sale.
In a letter posted on the gossip Web site Gawker.com and reported in New York newspapers on Thursday, Stewart wrote that her lawyers advised her that it would be appropriate for friends to write to Judge Miriam Goldman Cedarbaum.
"If you would be so kind to write such a letter, please include your opinion of my character, my work ethic, my integrity and my probity," Stewart wrote. She added that writers could include "any memorable experiences you have had with me" to explain the basis of their opinions.
Because I know that a lot of federal judges hang out on my blog, I decided this would be a really good forum for my own letter.
Dear Judge Goldman Cedarbaum:
Lock that crazy bitch up and throw away the key.
Sincerely,
Casey