You know, the Japanese cows that get massaged, then massacred and served up at $38 per burger? Hopefully my comparison will stop at the massage part. I had my second massage in 5 days this afternoon. Why? Because I'm all f*cked up. I've got some kind of syndrome thingy in my hip wherein the nerve that runs from my spinal column down my right leg gets pinched against the bone. Then my leg either hurts like a mother, or it goes numb. My chiropractor says my sacroiliac is also going out pretty often.
I'm twenty nine years old and I'm a trainwreck. The good news is that I went back to the other massage therapist, who is really awfully cute. Heh.