March 03, 2004

That Ain't Right

After my very lazy and food-filled holiday season I started working out. For the last two months I've probably worked out between four and six times every week. It could be snowshoeing one day, yoga the next, the video workout with the other ladies in town, whatever. I've also been pretty good about cutting some calories. So am I losing weight? Not that you can tell. Yes, my butt is up where it belongs, instead of down around my knees. But the pisser is that my thighs are getting bigger! I'm getting enough muscle in them now that my pants are tight again. This is just wrong. Wrong!

Maybe I'll start to look like the bikini lady in OutKast's video for "I Like the Way You Move" (though I don't think the big boobs and markedly darker skin tone are in the cards). But that'd be all right, especially with my husband.